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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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